Brianna
Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.
The moment you accidentally hit your nails after painting them:
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Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
Me: what kind of font is this?